Playmaker / Blogger / Sports Fan / Podcaster / Film Connoisseur / TV Aficionado / General Wisenheimer __________________________________ new TWTR.Widget({ version: 2, type: 'profile', rpp: 4, interval: 6000, width: 275, height: 300, theme: { shell: { background: '#333333', color: '#ffff00' }, tweets: { background: '#000000', color: '#ffffff', links: '#ffff00' } }, features: { scrollbar: false, loop: false, live: false, hashtags: true, timestamp: true, avatars: true, behavior: 'all' } }).render().setUser('boobaJONES').start(); __________________________________ __________________________________ __________________________________ Hit Me Back: bJ@boobaJONES.com __________________________________ Tumblr (3.0; @boobajones)http://boobajones.com/<p><img height="350" src="http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/06/01/278475-kim-kardashian.jpg" width="500"/></p> <blockquote> <p>&#8220;Thanks to all you 2million sexy beasts out there for following me on Instagram! So heres a little present.&#8221; (I love <strong><a href="https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/208231773581230080" target="_blank">KIM K</a></strong>) </p> </blockquote>http://boobajones.com/post/24201352558http://boobajones.com/post/24201352558Fri, 01 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0400kim kardashianInstagram2 millionphotosexyhot<iframe width="400" height="280" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yqrTZdWJU7s?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE PREMIERE OF <em>SEINFELD</em> ON NBC (1990)</strong></p>http://boobajones.com/post/24132882105http://boobajones.com/post/24132882105Thu, 31 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400SeinfeldJerryGeorge CostanzaElaine BenesCosmo KramerNewmanNYCJewishWhite1990'sNBCComedyMust See TVThursday<iframe width="400" height="280" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/__dUlY0JpSc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><ul><li><strong>“I Feel Dizzy!” (Waking up after anesthesia)</strong></li> </ul></p>http://boobajones.com/post/24132238262http://boobajones.com/post/24132238262Wed, 30 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400Dizzyanesthesiayoutubekid<iframe src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/embed/mgid:cms:video:tosh.comedycentral.com:414491" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><ul><li><em><a href="http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/" target="_blank">TOSH.O</a></em> is back for a new season. Let the raucousness begin!!!</li> </ul></p>http://boobajones.com/post/24132159747http://boobajones.com/post/24132159747Tue, 29 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400Daniel ToshTosh.ONewSeasonBusTexasVideoClipYoutube<p>                <img height="250" src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f376/stevenbaggs/rating-card-preview.png" width="400"/></p> <ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J7tI4WCVNU" target="_blank">For The Love of Money</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llqGn-WTLYo" target="_blank">Red Lights</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjh4c5ZitxA" target="_blank">Wallander</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo5fTDoYGe0" target="_blank">Indie Game</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XETFvZ9CwIE" target="_blank">Union Square</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gBeG31fX40&amp;ob=av3e" target="_blank">The Possession</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqxmhJU4nk4" target="_blank">The Great Gatsby</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceeV2lrqonQ" target="_blank">Skyfall</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urcmsv-pVO0" target="_blank">Dark Horse</a></strong></li> </ul> <ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUBVoqBD6gg" target="_blank">Polisse</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWMhADqlPYg" target="_blank">Total Recall</a></strong></li> </ul><p></p>http://boobajones.com/post/24131872203http://boobajones.com/post/24131872203Fri, 25 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400TrailersMoviesFilmsPreviewsDramaComedydocumentaryNew<iframe width="400" height="280" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qw4eRxZAOls?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>  Jordin Sparks sings “I Will Always Love You” at the Billboard Music Awards</strong></p>http://boobajones.com/post/24131365530http://boobajones.com/post/24131365530Thu, 24 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400Jordin SparksWhitney HoustonI Will Always Love YouThe BodyguardBillboardMusicAwardsTribute<p><img height="400" src="http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bar-refaeli-maxim-hot-100-570x405.jpg" width="550"/></p> <p><strong>                                                      <a href="http://www.maxim.com/hot-100/2012" target="_blank">The List</a></strong></p>http://boobajones.com/post/24131253658http://boobajones.com/post/24131253658Wed, 23 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400MaximTop 1002012HotWomen<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4w89xz6rZ1qzbj8c.jpg"/></p> <ul><li><strong>I always knew Duane Reade had a crystal meth problem.</strong></li> </ul>http://boobajones.com/post/24131145475http://boobajones.com/post/24131145475Tue, 22 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400Duane ReadeTideCrystalMeth<iframe id="NBC Video Widget" width="400" height="280" src="http://www.nbc.com/assets/video/widget/widget.html?vid=1402517" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>                                              <em><strong>LAZY SUNDAY 2</strong></em></p> <p>                    <a href="http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/chronicles-of-narnia-lazy-sunday/2921" target="_blank">The original</a> boys are back! This time, it’s <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/60/SisterActPoster.jpg/220px-SisterActPoster.jpg" target="_blank">a Nun thing</a>!</p>http://boobajones.com/post/23488732060http://boobajones.com/post/23488732060Mon, 21 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400SNLSaturday Night LiveThe Lonely IslandAndy SambergChris ParnellLazy SundayDigital Short101stMick JaggerMay 1920122Season FinaleSeason 37<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/Miramax/status/203573747721060354/photo/1/large">Pulp Fiction in Chronological Order</a>: <p><img height="675" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48i30tVX11qzbj8c.jpg" width="525"/></p>http://boobajones.com/post/23304197136http://boobajones.com/post/23304197136Fri, 18 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400Pulp FictionMiramaxMovieFilmDramaOscar1994John TravoltaSamuel L. JacksonBruce WillisQuentin TarantinoThe WolfRoyale With CheeseBad MotherfuckerFonziUma ThurmanZed<iframe width="400" height="280" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fTCL6f5YtDQ?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><ul><li>In honor of tonight’s triple-header of <em><strong><a href="http://www.nbc.com/community/" target="_blank">Community</a></strong></em>, please enjoy this video montage of Troy Barnes (<a href="http://www.iamdonald.com/1" target="_blank">Donald Glover</a>) Crying</li> </ul></p>http://boobajones.com/post/23230440288http://boobajones.com/post/23230440288Thu, 17 May 2012 11:10:09 -0400CommunityNBCJoel MchaleAlison BrieDonald GloverChevy ChaseAbedTroyJeff WingerBrittaAnnieAnnie's BoobsDean PeltonShirleyChangGreendaleCollegeComedySitcomThursdayFinale<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44xu9w2r01qzdlb5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>                                        <em><strong>           ANCHORMAN 2</strong></em></p>http://boobajones.com/post/23185752282http://boobajones.com/post/23185752282Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400Anchorman 2ParamountFilmWill FerrellAdam McKayRon BurgundySan DiegoComedyPaul RuddSteve CarrellVince Vaughn<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/CBLIBpFyQH0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><ul><li>Manchester City Wins the 2012 English Premier League Title in dramatic fashion!</li> </ul></p>http://boobajones.com/post/23190075167http://boobajones.com/post/23190075167Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400EPLManchester CityPremier LeagueStoppage TimeGoalWinChampion1968SoccerFutball<p>As the current Television season comes to a close, it is that time of year where the big 4&#160;TV Networks bust out their Fall schedules. There is always a bunch of changes that could still take place between now and September, but for the time being, here is the schedule per network week.</p> <p>(P.S. Holy hell, has network TV fallen off a fucking cliff. Just abysmal.)</p> <ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.hitfix.com/articles/cbs-sets-its-2012-13-fall-schedule" target="_blank">CBS</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.hitfix.com/articles/nbc-sets-its-2012-13-fall-schedule" target="_blank">NBC</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.hitfix.com/articles/fox-sets-its-2012-13-schedule" target="_blank">FOX</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.hitfix.com/articles/abc-sets-its-2012-13-fall-schedule" target="_blank">ABC</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.hitfix.com/articles/the-cw-sets-its-2012-13-schedule" target="_blank">The CW</a></strong></li> </ul>http://boobajones.com/post/23188422662http://boobajones.com/post/23188422662Mon, 14 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400TVNetworkABCNBCCBSFOXUpfontsTelevisionHitFixAlan SepinwallDan FeinbergComedyDramaRealityShows<iframe width="400" height="280" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Lhj9_8guhSA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><ul><li>Check out this clip from <strong>AZIZ ANSARI</strong>’s new stand up special <em><strong>DANGEROUSLY DELICIOUS</strong></em>, entitled, “Wasting Time on the Internet”.</li> </ul></p>http://boobajones.com/post/23187121139http://boobajones.com/post/23187121139Fri, 11 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400Aziz AnsariComedySpecialStand UpDangerously Delicious<p>                 <img height="250" src="http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f376/stevenbaggs/rating-card-preview.png" width="400"/></p> <ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw93esZ-CA8" target="_blank">Battlefield America</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8JL78Pf8Ok" target="_blank">Mansome</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z18YwOhnpyw" target="_blank">The Good Doctor</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz6Tr8n5NJU" target="_blank">30 Beats</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgEqVYcryWc" target="_blank">The Expendables 2</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6_XjQIzGRg" target="_blank">Stash House</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-i1xCVs5MY" target="_blank">Killer Joe</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGK0ysEPHxI" target="_blank">Gangster Squad</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzS--5tuzHA" target="_blank">Hick</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5ajCjFPy1I" target="_blank">Blue Ridge</a></strong></li> </ul><ul><li><strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7VSAFvPq7c" target="_blank">Bernie</a></strong></li> </ul>http://boobajones.com/post/23186900231http://boobajones.com/post/23186900231Thu, 10 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400TrailersMovieFilmFlickComedyDramaDocumentaryPreviewMPAA<a href="http://nymag.com/news/features/patrice-oneal-2012-5/">The Comedian Comedians Were Afraid Of</a>: <p>                <img height="250" src="http://www.blackhealthzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/patrice-oneal2.jpg" width="400"/></p> <ul><li>Patrice O’Neal didn’t just want to be famous, he wanted to be as good as Richard Pryor. To hear his fellow comics tell it, he was—a brutal truth-teller who spared no one, starting with those closest to him. (via <strong><a href="http://nymag.com/" target="_blank"><em>NEW YORK MAGAZINE</em></a></strong>)</li> </ul>http://boobajones.com/post/23189780295http://boobajones.com/post/23189780295Wed, 09 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400New YorkMagazineNYPatrice O'NealComedian<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pq6laYSy1qzdlb5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><ul><li><em><strong>Supermodel Anja Rubik outdoes Angelina Jolie’s Oscar Leg Peek!</strong> </em></li> </ul></p>http://boobajones.com/post/22656770466http://boobajones.com/post/22656770466Tue, 08 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400Anja RubikLegSexyHotBeautyMet GalaNYCMay 72012Angelina JolieOscars<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3o5zdzUcg1qzbj8c.jpg"/></p>http://boobajones.com/post/22603178015http://boobajones.com/post/22603178015Mon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400SuperMoonSuperMoonNYCNightSkylineViewPhoto<p>                <img height="250" src="http://www.blaineynorth.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/TheComedyAwards2012.jpg" width="400"/></p> <p>This Sunday night, <em><strong><a href="http://www.thecomedyawards.com/home" target="_blank">Comedy Central</a> </strong></em>premieres its second annual comedy gala. The best of the world of comedy came together last week in NYC, and now we get to see how it all went down. TV, Movies, Podcasts, Stand Up all get their share of the spotlight here. Just an awesome cast of talented people to witness performing!</p>http://boobajones.com/post/22387918883http://boobajones.com/post/22387918883Fri, 04 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400The 2012 Comedy AwardsComedy CentralSundayNightMay 62012FunnyHumor